What Are Your Top 10 Worst Films Ever? What Was So Bad About Them ?
Mine are:-
1) Shock ‘em dead (it is badly acted, thinly veiled softcore that has been severly beaten with the heavy metal cliche stick!!!)
2) Van Helsing , great effects but nothing else.
3) Sunshine, flat ending and 2D Characters.
4) Diehard (1,2 3 and 4) Bruce Willis as an action hero.
5) Nightmare on Elmstreet part 5. urgh how sick of freddie can one get?
6) War of the worlds. It should have been great but was disapointing.
7) Mission impossible – too hyped.
Blair Witch project. Dulux paint is more intriguing.
9) A few good men. Overated court room drama.
10)A Letter from Death row, written by Brett Michaels,staring Brett Michaels,soundtrack by Brett Michaels…. I cant say a single good thing about this film. He really should stick to singing.
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1. Halloween resurrection – Busta rhymes jump kicks Michael through a window…nuff said
2. Cradle 2 the grave – where do ordinary street thugs always such super powered weapons? Why do they always know every fighting style, and why are they always SO devoted to ignoring possible nuclear disaster just to rescue their cute little girl?
3. Wolf Creek – The first whole hour bored the hell out of me. It DID get good after that though
4. Aliens versus predator – Lame cash-in
5. Double Dragon – I had to force myself just to watch it.
6. Nightmare on elm street 4/5 – trying to get WAY too deep with the whole “legends and prophecies” stuff, what with amanda and dreamwalking forbidden child and all that crap. Plus, freddy making lame jokes?
7. War of the Worlds (new one) too many loopholes and continuity errors
8. Dumb and dumberer – cast was ruined. not nearly as funny as the first
9. Doom – Not particulary BAD, but kinda disappointing and had NOTHING whatsever to do with the doom story
10. Ecks vs. sever – lame acting and choreography
edit, have to agree with dr doom. Uwe Boll must die
and troll 2!! that was just god awful in every way you can name it’d be number 1
ohh I am going to get so many thumbs down but here we go
1 The Matrix.. boring, the acting is tragic( aside from a few good actors )
2. X Men The Last Stand.. No story line just random scenes of things blowing up
3. Ghost Rider… just stupid, horrible plot, the actors all pretty much phoned it in.
4. Saw… Cary Elwes in a horror movie… no.
5. The Libertine… and that made me sad because I think Johnny Depp is a amazing actor, even he could not bring this movie any hope
6. Atonement… I don’t know why I didn’t like this but I just couldn’t get into it
7. Bratz.. It was sorta almost alright but when the 16 year old sings and she sounds like a 40 year old smoker it just doesnt work.
8. Fast and the Furious… I hate Vin Diesel so I hate this movie by default even if I didn’t think it was crap. which i did.
9. The Mothman Prophecies… the only movie to ever induce a group coma ( seriously about 8 of us started watching and we all fell asleep. )
10. Signs.. uhhh where to even start, screw M Knight Shamalame and his ridiculous plots.
1) House of the Dead & Alone in the Dark (both from the same “filmmaker”)
Stay Alive (literally unwatchable)
2) Very Bad Things (made me avoid Cameron Diaz movies)
3) Deuces Wild (when the hair styles are the only thing good about the movie….)
4) The Covenant (“I’m going to make you my Wee-yotch!”–nuff said)
5) Date Movie (gives new meaning to the word, Unfunny)
6) Catwoman (made me want to shove Halle Berry’s Oscar up her azz)
7) Batman & Robin (even George Clooney thought he was gay in that one)
9) Paycheck (unfortunately, nobody got paid for watching this)
10) Speed 2 (Jay Leno once asked Keanu Reeves why he avoided this sequel. His response was that, he read the script….)
The five worst movies I have ever been “forced” to see
(meaning I just happen to have been tagging along)
1. Metal Storm, the Destruction of Jared Sin,
The movie ended in the middle of a chase scene with no
conclusion.
2. Superman IV the Quest for peace,
Superman vs a nuclear man that he created by accident
by hurling all the world’s nuclear warheads into space in
an attempt to bring world peace.
3. The Last Samurai,
After having read and seen James Clavelle’s Shogun this
movie seemed like a poor imitation. It didn’t do nearly as
good of a job as the Richard Chamberlain classic.
4. The Brain Smasher,
Andrew Dice Clay actually tried to sing in this movie.
5. Howard the Duck,
Just plain silly. The music was horrible also.
Five worst movies I made the mistake of choosing to see:
1. The Cement Garden. I walked out of the theatre on this
one because the movie was about a brother who was in
lust with his sister. (EWWW).
2. The Replacement killers,
The good guy gets shot at
1000 times and never gets hit. But he always seems to
be on target. “Yeah Right…..”
3. Poetic Justice,
Poetry and misogony don’t make for a good mix.
4. Van Helsing, fake- looking dracula, fake looking
baby vampire bats, poorly dressed Kate
Beckinsale, overall just bad.
5. Memoirs of Geisha,
The movie deviated so far from the book that the
story line seemed almost unrecognizable.
Dishonorable mentions, he. he.-
Paint your Wagon, a musical western featuring Clint Eastwood as tenor.
(Kung Pow- Enter the fist), just plain stupid and corny.
in no particular order (they’re all awful)
1. Child’s play
2. Anything with tom cruise in it
3. The exorcist (over-rated)
4. Mercury Rising (i hate movies with autism-related plots, it’s unimaginitive- they’ll never be as good as rain man was)
5. 300 (blue-screen, or whatever its called, sucks)
6. Waterworld ( no no no no no!!!!!!)
7. Leaving Las Vegas (how depressing can one movie be?)
8. Die hard 2 and 4 (1 and 3 are fantastic!)
9. terminator 3 (should NEVER have been made)
10.
I’m saying it before i’ve seen it, but ‘Sex and The City: the movie’.
who cares what a gaggle of 45year old slappers are up to??
ps. Sarah J Parker looks like Man U’s Ruud Van Nistelrooy, who wants to think of THAT having sex?!!!
Freddy Got Fingered. Story sucked, the concept sucked, and tom green sucks.
Corky Romano. Anyone want to buy this movie off of me?
Are you kidding me with the Die Hard movies. Thats like one of the best action flicks ever made.
blair witch
snakes on a plane
any chicflic wich would give u the rest of the 10 especialy with patric swaze
1. Pokemon, the movie. When it came out the reviewer said he gave it an “F” because there wasn’t anything lower.
2. Matrix 2 and 3 should have been called the “Matrix rehashed.”
3. Anything with Madonna in it.
4. National Treasure. Too sappy and unrealistic.
5. Shreik 1,2,3. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.
6. Anything with Jim Carry in it.
7. Any Will Smith movies such as “Wild, Wild West.” How about changing the title from “I am Legend” to “I am Full of it?”
8. You light up my Life. Oldie that will clog up the toilets for years.
9. Signs with Mel Gibson. They should have paid more money on the alien. And, did the director never see the Wizard of Oz as they melt the alien with water at the end?
10. Critters. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
1)The Village – I’ve moaned about this in other answers so I won’t start again here…
2)Entrapment – Oh. My. Gawd.
3)War of the Worlds – Steven Spielberg used all the skills and knowledge that brought us some of the best movies of all time and came up with this turkey.
4)Begotten – supposed to be one of the goriest/most disturbing movies of all time, so naturally I wanted to see it – it’s a pile of arty farty w@nk!
5)Eraserhead – see number 4
6)Mission Impossible – yes Tom, go ahead and kill off the rest of the team in the first 5 minutes so it can be all about you – a perfect example of why actors should never produce their own movies.
7)Rob Zombies Halloween(The beginning) – I’m speechless for this one.
8)The Host – normally I’m a huge fan of asian flicks, but this was just dire, truly awful.
9)The Godfather – all of them and just about any other mafia-glorifying movie – just haven’t been able to sit through any more than 20 minutes of them.
10)Hide and Seek – Robert de Niro and Dakota Fanning – should have been fantastic but I was actually embarassed for them
Howard the Duck See Titanic
Titanic (1996) I laughed watching this & not Howard the Duck
Pearl Harbor Proof Josh Hartnett can’t act
Patch Adams Robin Williams can’t always make Good Will Hunting
Star Wars:The Phantom Menace Proof Hayden Christensen can’t act
Jaws:The Revenge See Titanic
Caligula Needless
Blair Witch Project Couldnt tell if it was a parody or serious
Not Another Teen Movie Putrid filth
Thinner You can’t make a movie of every Stephen King film
i hated the last samurai. ive never seen such an ego trip before. tom cruise saves japan alone. right